Good morning.
Yes, look at the time - 3:21am as I write this to you! Nightmare? No... Restless night? No.... Sick husband with so much sinus congestion that he could raise the roof with his loud, endless snoring? Yep, you got it!
Geesh.
Okay - so it's now 3:30am... I have given in to the fact that I will not be sleeping anymore. He is not just "sawing logs"... he is clear-cutting an entire forest in there. Must be an old growth forest, with big trees - too - by the sounds of it! Man, who makes that much noise?? I made coffee and poured myself a cup. And what a cup of coffee it is... It's one of those magical moments in coffee-making history when the "creamer to coffee" ratio is nothing short of perfection. However, my cat has firmly planted herself between me and my cup of coffee... we now have a situation. While trying to "relocate her" - she does this "stop, drop, and roll" move... allowing herself to fall on her back, making it impossible to move her. Now she is sprawled out all over the desk...making it difficult to =ns type. I sl;tossk. ;loslsd, sjsokelsln sk sekl.
Never mind that last part.
Alrighty then - the cat has finally moved on - and so must I... lots to do!
I have been dying to try some new moves from my "Nude You, Nude Yoga" book that I got for Christmas. Heck - it's Friday!! ...why not, eh??? I'll disrobe and open up some curtains! It will be interesting to see who else is up in the neighborhood at this hour of the day - boy, are they in for a show! And I haven't shaved for WEEKS!
I can hear them now... as they are stumbling from the bed, to the bathroom, half-asleep and horrified as they gaze out their windows, directly in to mine...
"Great day in the morning, what on earth is THAT??!!"
Frantically, they will run to the phone - dial 911.
When police dispatch answers the phone, they will fumble for the words to describe what appears to be a female Yeti doing yoga in the neighbor's house.
Ah, yes… Happy Friday – indeed!
Love to you all,
Joni aka The Yoga Yeti
You are so f-ing FUNNY!!
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