He said: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!
She said: Sanding...
He said: I see that. You mean to tell me that you've spent the last 5 days painting all of that stuff and now you're going sand off all of the paint?!!
She said: Not all of it, just some of it...
He said: WHY?!!
She said: To make it look "shabby"...
He said: WHAT?!!
She said: Shabby - like 'shabby chic'... you know...vintage-looking.
He said: Joni, you've lost your mind. You put three coats of paint on all of that stuff and now your sanding it down to make it look crappy.
She said: I said SHABBY - not crappy...
He said: and I said crappy - not shabby!
She said: Chris, don't make me use my opera voice.
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